Not Drunk Just Narked Unisex T-Shirt
Black / S
$32.99 USD
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Any diver who has ever dropped past 100 feet knows that fuzzy, euphoric, "Martini effect" feeling all too well. Our "Not Drunk. Just Narked." Graphic Tee is the ultimate inside joke for the scuba community — perfectly capturing the hilarious reality of deep-diving nitrogen narcosis.
Whether you're telling tall tales at the dive bar or relaxing on the boat deck post-dive, this shirt is guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from your fellow dive buddies.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Note: The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
Not Drunk Just Narked Unisex T-Shirt
$32.99 USD
Sale price
$32.99 USD
Regular price
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Whether you're telling tall tales at the dive bar or relaxing on the boat deck post-dive, this shirt is guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from your fellow dive buddies.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Note: The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
$32.99 USD
Sale price
$32.99 USD
Regular price
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Care Instructions
To keep the print sharp and colors vibrant:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not bleach or dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Made to order - every item is printed just for you. Orders ship within 3-7 business days and you'll receive tracking by email as soon as it's on its way.
We ship worldwide. If anything isn't right - misprint, defect, or wrong size - email Sales@nitroxrepublic.com with your order number and a photo and we'll make it right.
Size guide
Unisex fit - If you're between sizes, we suggest sizing up.
| Size | Chest (to fit) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37" | 28" | 16 ¾" |
| M | 38–41" | 29" | 17 ⅞" |
| L | 42–45" | 30" | 19 ⅛" |
| XL | 46–49" | 31" | 20 ⅜" |
| 2XL | 50–53" | 32" | 21 ⅝" |
| 3XL | 54–57" | 33" | 22 ¾" |
| Size | Chest (to fit) | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 86–94 cm | 71 cm | 42.5 cm |
| M | 97–104 cm | 74 cm | 45.4 cm |
| L | 107–114 cm | 76 cm | 48.6 cm |
| XL | 117–124 cm | 79 cm | 51.8 cm |
| 2XL | 127–135 cm | 81 cm | 54.9 cm |
| 3XL | 137–145 cm | 84 cm | 57.8 cm |
How to measure
- Chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
- Body length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve length: from the center back of the collar along the sleeve to the cuff.
Tip: lay a t-shirt you already love flat and compare it to the chart for the most confident fit.
Measurements are provided by the manufacturer (Printful / Gildan 64000) and may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).